Andy from Miami
I’m the kind of person who doesn’t pick his friends. They pick me.
When people see my pic, they tell ne I should put it in my online dating profile. I tell them it’s already there!
Dre from Chicago
People get excited about the wierdest stuff. I know one guy who gets excited about grocery store sales. He says, “Duuude did you buy the salmon last night?” It was oooon sale!!
Andy from New York
When I go the doctor they ask me how tall am I, and I always say, I’m 6″6, just to make sure they are paying attention!
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Andrew Zwolf, America’s Favorite Freak