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Andy from Miami

When people first look at me, they automatically think I do IT, and they are right.

Girl, you are so pretty, I want to get in your network, but I can’t seem to get past your firewall.

I will never have a good looking girlfriend in real life, so I decided to create one with programming code.

#include <relationship.h>

int main (void)
{
char Andy;
char Girlfriend;
int attractiveness;
union relationship;
if (Girlfriend.attractiveness > 8 or Girlfriend.attractiveness <= 10)
relationship(Andy, Girlfriend);
else
return 0;
}

Andres from Barcelona

Gringo, you think they are nice to you because they actually  like you? Oh…no, they are nice too you because they want your moooney! And when you have no money, its’s like Adios, if you are lucky.

When you run out of money, you can leave Colombia, or you might not even leave!

Edition #8

By Andrew Zwolf, America’s Favorite Freak

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Daily Jokes Gone Viral!

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Andy from Miami

(At a Speed Dating Event)What do I do?  NSA. I’ve been doing it for 8 years with a lot of different people. They love it, and they love me. Sometimes, I don’t hear anything back, and then we’re together again next year. You look surprised. I didn’t think Network Security Administration was that exciting. What did you have in mind?

Andres from Barcelona

If you are in Latin America  all you have to do is go to the beach to find a senorita, and say you are a Gringo. The senoritas would be like, OMG, we love the gringos! Uhhh, no, that would actually be kind of weird, but it never hurts to try!

Andrew from Houston

Cowboy Joke: Why did the pony decide not to join the choir? Because he was just a little hoarse!

If I imagined cowboys getting dates, this is what it would be like: Waitress: Is there anything else I can bring you for dinner. Andrew: Two things lil lady, your name and your phone number. And if not, I’ll have me some more beans and cornbread!

Andy from New York

Why did the pirate refuse to pay for his meal? Because he was being too “sheap!”

Drew from Seattle

Where are you guys going out to eat? Nowhere. Good, I wasn’t actually going to go with you. Just wondering you where you were going.

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