Daily Jokes Gone Viral

Andreas from Munich

A: You look like a Volkswagen kind of guy. Andreas: Yah… I know…right?

Andy from Seattle

My comedy is a mix of hipster with neo-postmodern liberalism. If you don’t know who Ari Shapiro is, I can’t help you. If you don’t know what NPR stands for, you can’t help yourself.

I was a political science major in college.  If you don’t know who foucalt, then foucalt. I’ll let you figure that one out for yourself.

I saw a guy wearing a Duke baseball cap and a Chapel Hill T shirt.  I asked him what team he supports, to which he replied East Carolina. So…my next questiom is…what are you doing in Whole Foods?

So…How do I look? I swear…you guys are like my most handsome audience, and I’m not just saying that just cuzz. (Doing standup)

wholefoods

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