Daily Jokes Gone Viral !!

IT

Andy from Miami

When people first look at me, they automatically think I do IT, and they are right.

Girl, you are so pretty, I want to get in your network, but I can’t seem to get past your firewall.

I will never have a good looking girlfriend in real life, so I decided to create one with programming code.

#include <relationship.h>

int main (void)
{
char Andy;
char Girlfriend;
int attractiveness;
union relationship;
if (Girlfriend.attractiveness > 8 or Girlfriend.attractiveness <= 10)
relationship(Andy, Girlfriend);
else
return 0;
}

Andres from Barcelona

Gringo, you think they are nice to you because they actually  like you? Oh…no, they are nice too you because they want your moooney! And when you have no money, its’s like Adios, if you are lucky.

When you run out of money, you can leave Colombia, or you might not even leave!

Edition #8

By Andrew Zwolf, America’s Favorite Freak

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