Andy from Miami
(At a Speed Dating Event)What do I do? NSA. I’ve been doing it for 8 years with a lot of different people. They love it, and they love me. Sometimes, I don’t hear anything back, and then we’re together again next year. You look surprised. I didn’t think Network Security Administration was that exciting. What did you have in mind?
Andres from Barcelona
If you are in Latin America all you have to do is go to the beach to find a senorita, and say you are a Gringo. The senoritas would be like, OMG, we love the gringos! Uhhh, no, that would actually be kind of weird, but it never hurts to try!
Andrew from Houston
Cowboy Joke: Why did the pony decide not to join the choir? Because he was just a little hoarse!
If I imagined cowboys getting dates, this is what it would be like: Waitress: Is there anything else I can bring you for dinner. Andrew: Two things lil lady, your name and your phone number. And if not, I’ll have me some more beans and cornbread!
Andy from New York
Why did the pirate refuse to pay for his meal? Because he was being too “sheap!”
Drew from Seattle
Where are you guys going out to eat? Nowhere. Good, I wasn’t actually going to go with you. Just wondering you where you were going.
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