Dre from Chicago
Yo, even though I am white, I be like an inside out twinkie. Vanilla marshmellow on the inside and dark chocolate nutella on the outside!
Andy from Miami
If I go to Vegas, does that mean I’ll finally get to score?
Andres from Barcelona
Mira (look) Gringo, Don Miguel and Jose Cuervo, aren’t real people, they are alcoholic drinks…and Juan Valdez, is a character from a coffee commercial!
Andrew from Houston
It’s simple. You are either a Latter Day Saint or a Latter Day Ain’t.