Andy from Miami
Maybe, I am look a bit like Trump, but I am much more qualified to run for President.
Drew from Seattle
Tired of being straight? Honey, ditch the bitch and switch!
What’s better than Starbucks in Portland? Starbucks in Seattle, duh!!
Andrew from Houston
If I were a cowboy, you would be my cowgirl. If I were a sea captain, you would be my first mate. And if I were a fireman, you would be my firegirl, because girl, you are smokin’ hot!!