I Want A Hot Dog (Song)

You need a hot one I got one now take it and bend it
Shake it down, break it down, with me and a friend
Biggity bounce, slide, ride, Work that thing to the right
Push it down, push it up – boom, you dynamite
Lick it up like ice cream, homie you know it
It make me bow bow bow bow (Rocky Balboa)
See I lovin it when you snackin, baby just don’t stop
You could wobledee wobledee (drop drop it like it’s hot)
Beat it up and eat it up, love that’s yo meal
And if it ain’t from the ghetto, then ain’t no deal,
Ketchup, mustard, relish, be my guest.
Nothing compares to Chicago’s Best!

[Chorus:]
(A-What you need boy?) I need a hot dog
(A-What you want boy?) I want a hot dog

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Daily Jokes Gone Viral (adult version)

roger_rabbit_and_jessica_rabbit_by_krofftfan96-d7jeqg9Andrew from London

My bad habit is running. If someone asks me to do something I don’t want, I tell them sorry, I’ve got to run.

The first time I messed my dating life, I was 19. The movie was called “Who Framed Roger Rabbit,”and I saw Jessica Rabbit. From that point I thought that if a rabbit could get Jessica, I didn’t have to try very hard either.

I don’t watch porn or masturbate. There is no need. I go to grocery stores and look for cute cashiers. I pay attention to the movement of their lips and twinkle in their eyes. When they ask me if I found everything alright, I say hold on and close my eyes. As I feel a certain moist wetness in my underwear, I reply, now I did. They invite me to come again next time, to which I reply, I definitely will.

The truth is simple. Once you’ve screwed yourself up, why screw yourself up again even more? Most do not try to unscrew, they screw even tighter until they are screwed up for life.

 

 

Daily Jokes Gone Viral Rap Version!

Dre from Chicago

Yo, it goes 1 for the Snickers, 2 for the Twix, 3 muskateers, 4 trail mix, 5 for the Hershey, 6 for kit kat, 7 for the skittles, and at 8 you are FAT!!

Yo VIP, let’s kick it. Aight stop, collaborate and listen. Dre is back with my brand new invention. Something, grabs a hold of me tightly, playing PING PONG daily and nightly. Will it ever stop? Yo, I dunno. Turn of the lightz, and I glow. To the xtreme, I rock my racket like a vandal, lite up the table and burn the chump like a candle!!

His pants are baggy. His stomach, arms are flabby. There are brown spots on his underwear already. When he sat down, the noise he caused was so loud, you cant open your mouth. Time’s up, plough! Snap back to reality, ooh there goes gravity, oohh there he goes,  and back to the pants again, this moment, you own it, you gonna never let it go, no! Would you capture it or let it slip?!

My cat, big and black. Your cat, small and whack. My cat, need no introductions. Yo cat, don’t even function.  My cat, VIP, yo cat, need ID.

Daily Jokes Gone Viral: Dating Edition

Andy from Miami

As you can tell, I have a face and physique that is just made for online dating…When I joined OKCupid I was flooded with messages from scantily clad women asking me to click on a link. I even had a long conversation with one asking her how could I tell she is for real. Her last reply was that she was nude, to which I replied so am I, but I am not asking you ro click on a link.

Andrew from London

Girls on match.com only care about whether you are over 6 feet tall, you love the beach, and you love to “have fun.” That’s it. Girls on christianmingle, are born again Christians who love the beach and want you to be over 6 feet tall, and have “Christian fun.”

Every profile on Plenty of Fish says they are not there  for a hook up.  One question. Why did you sign up for a web site called Plenty of Fish?

Andre from Paris

I went to a speed dating event, and I met a cute girl. I told her that I am from in France, and my English is not very good. (Fake French Accent) She said me too, and I said, SHIT! (no accent)

Daily Jokes Gone Viral, Really?

Andy from Miami

I love teaching foreign people what it’s like to be a real American, that’s why I teach ESL.

Andy from New York

I always say, buy low, sell high! Simple. But nobody ever listens…

Dre from Chicago

Yo, I ain’t ever made a spelling mistake in my life, but my teachers said I did.  I always be like, they stole my letters I sold to them, just so they can sell me a lower grade.

 

Daily Jokes Gone Viral – Olympic Edition!

Andy from New York

Swimming is an Olympic sport, but that’s it. The only time you see it is at the Olympics.

Common people, what does it actually take to be a bodybuilder or weight lifter? Daily potein shake, a $19/month gym membership for like 2 months, and a short sleeved shirt. With those tools, any guy can easily work security on the Jerry Springer Show.

I believe in student athletes just not athletic students.

Dre from Chicago

If we want people to really watch the Olympics, we need to make pro wrestling an Olympic sport. Yo, China, can you smell what the Rock is Cookin?

Yo, I don’t like to talk about my childhood and family that much. Let’s just say I was on the Jerry Springer Show more than once growing up.

12th edition